I still remember when I was living in the Netherlands that a couple of Dutch words sounds off or even downright offensive to their Afrikaans counterpart and vice versa
amper = almost in Afrikaans and barely in Dutch (I believe Afrikaans amper was loaned from Malay hampir).
aardig = strange/curiously in Afrikaans (also pleasant but I seldom encounters it) and solely nice in Dutch.
sop = soup in Afrikaans but dishwater in Dutch
kopje = small hills in Afrikaans (archaic form of koppie) but a diminutive of cup in Dutch
lemoen = orange in Afrikaans, lime in Dutch
het = have/has in Afrikaans, a neuter article (the) in Dutch
na = could be both after and to while solely after in Dutch (the corresponding word for to is naar)
voor = before in Afrikaans but could be both before and for in Dutch (the corresponding word is vir in Afrikaans)
die = an article (the) in Afrikaans, that one/which/who in Dutch (the corresponding word would be diegene in Afrikaans)
now moving on to the rather embarassing ones
snert = rubbish in Afrikaans, pea soup in Dutch
flikker = sparkle/flash in Afrikaans but a gay/queer in Dutch
neuk = hit/beat in Afrikaans but to copulate in Dutch
aftrek = to deduct in both languages but aftrek is also to depart/take leave in Afrikaans while it’s a slang for masturbate in Dutch
which brings us to…
aftrekplek = rest area in Afrikaans but a place to masturbate in Dutch
doos = originally a box but it’s now mostly used for vagina in Afrikaans (boks is the preferred word for box) while it’s still a good innocent box in Dutch
mof/moffie = a derogatory slur for queers in Afrikaans but a derogatory slur for Germans in Dutch
poes = A rough expletive for vagina but it’s still used as a rather affectionate way to refer to a kit or tabby (pussycat) in Dutch
Hello y’all!
What a FUN forum!
Let me contribute with some cognates in Catalan and Spanish, my 2 mother tongues:
ESCOLTAR (Cat) - listen / ESCOLTAR (Sp) - escort
LLEVAR (Cat) - remove / LLEVAR (Sp) - carry or wear
JUEVES (Cat) - Jewish girls / JUEVES (Sp) - 4th day of the week
SOL (Cat) - alone / SOL (Sp) - sun
Enjoy!
Carmen
This was a delight to listen to. I was glad to hear all the fun false friends. I thought of three things that in English are always referred to as plural even though they are only one thing: glasses(a pair of glasses), scissors(a pair of scissors) and trousers/pants(a pair of trousers/pants). Thank you for sharing your podcast.
My Nahuatl is poor, but these are some words or phrases I know in Nahuatl wich most Spanish speakers do never forget.
Suffix pan = at / in / place of ≠ pan = bread, in spanish. notoka = my name ≠ no toca = sth doesn’t touches or sth doesn’t reaches sth, in Spanish. Cochi / Kochi = to sleep ≠ el o la cohi o cochin@ = the pig or Mx slang = filthy, in Mexican Spanish. Huei / uei = big ≠ Wei / uei / guei = comrade / Mr. nobody / stupid (depending the context in Mexican slang). Tomahuac = fat ≠ toma agua = drink water, in Spanish.
Joke: A pushes B being agressive, thus…
B- Hey!!! uei tomauak be careful!
A- What?, what for? Ew…
B extends his arms with irony and an angry face while A feels stupid…
pluralum tantum (nouns only existing in Plural) is a thing in a lot of Slavic languages indeed; listenning the podcast I was thinking to myself :sale & gift =3 possibilities =sale de un sale sale sale(Spanish for get out, exit) of a sale(French for dirty) sale(English for ventes); gift is a present in English, a poison in German but gift seg is to get married in Swedish if I remember correctly…